Page 79 of God of War (Legacy of Gods)

Since when are you this talkative, @C.King? Shouldn’t you be sodding off with your girl and saving us from your unwanted presence?

Remington

Details, @C.King?

Brandon

Did it turn ugly?

Creighton

Pretty sure shagging happened in the bathroom while they stranded us in the restaurant.

No such thing.

Creighton

Please. You stayed in there for twenty minutes and she came back with so many murder plots in her eyes, you could’ve seen them from across the pond.

Landon

*Gif of evil laughter* My favorite firecracker Barbie.

My wife will be your least favorite anything once I’m finished with you.

Landon

Shaking in my boots as we speak. Brb, let me call my mummy for emotional support. Also, word on the street is that you dragged her kicking and screaming to the altar, so you can drop the act and stop calling her your wife whenever you get the chance.

Brandon

Stop provoking him, Lan.

Landon

Only after I die. Though I’ve thought of ways to haunt all of you from the grave *slow smirk emoji*

Remington

I don’t understand why someone as gracious as Mia would ever be with a heathen like you.

Landon

Stay jealous of my perfect relationship.

Creighton

What’s the interesting tidbit you learned, @Lan.King?

Landon

Oh, nothing much. Only that something drastic could’ve happened to Barbie prior to her latest unfortunate ‘accident.’

Remington

The plot thickens.

Creighton

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