Page 107 of His Wild Seduction

Des

God help us. (SNORT)

Mer

How did you guys get my phone number and why are your contacts already in here? And OMG is my name shortened?

Sof

Sweetie, just breathe. Your husband is not called Big Bad for nothing. He handles all Volkov Industries securities, so if you think exchanging all our info so we can text chat is wild, just wait!

Des

Sof, be nice. Meredith probably thinks we’re creepy!

Mer

I don’t think you’re creepy. LOL. I was just surprised. Okay, Sof, so what’s the idea?

Des

Please don’t say yoga.

Sof

Yoga? Yuck. No, thank you! Saturday Night Live killed that for me with the whole hot yoga skit. My idea is this: sourdough.

Mer

Your idea is sourdough?

Des

Pretty sure someone beat you to that Sof.

Sof

Har har. Yes, sourdough! While our hubbies are away, we are all going to try to create a viable sourdough starter, and if we succeed there, it will be home baked bread goodness once a week! We’ll have sourdough eating parties!

Des

I’m sorry, what?

Mer

Guys, I hate to tell you this, but I am a shitty cook.

Sof

That’s the beauty of sourdough! Anyone can do it!

Des

Where did you get that bullshit? Bakers are professionals, Sof. And Mer has a job at an office. And we have kids, and books to write, and record.

Sof

I know, but this takes like no time. Look, anyone can do it! The internet said so, so it must be true. Anyway, I already sent you guys everything you need to start. Come on! Let’s do this together. It only takes a few minutes each day to get started and it will give us something to concentrate on other than the guys.

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