Page 38 of The Sexy Enemy

Alessandro: How did you ….

Alessandro: Never mind I know how.

Alessandro: Paid my wife a surprise visit.

Nico: How did that go?

Alessandro: She came back to the hotel drunk with a man.

Nico: What?

Alessandro: With her stylist which I now know is gay, but I didn’t at first.

Nico: And she kicked you out?

Alessandro: She tried to.

Nico: Then you worked your magic.

Alessandro: You could say that.

Nico: No but she hates you.

Alessandro: Me but not my dick.

Nico: You’re a dick for telling me that.

Alessandro: I have no one else to talk to so deal with it.

Nico: And?

Alessandro: And what?

Nico: You’re an idiot. And what happened after you slept together?

Alessandro: She woke up hating me again, so everything is right in the world.

Nico: But you weren’t drunk.

Alessandro: I know.

Nico: And?

Alessandro: I’m only fucking human, the woman is hot.

Nico: You’re so fucked.

Alessandro: No, I’m not.

Nico: Will you sleep with her again?

Alessandro: Who knows.

Nico: You’re so going to sleep with her again.

Alessandro: She’s my wife.

Nico: Convenient excuse.

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