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Alessandro: I know.

Not sure how I’m supposed to take that.

Alessandro: What else do you have planned for today other than to rob me blind at the jeweler?

Natalia: Don’t blame me, Mr. No Budget. Don’t say things like that if you can’t afford it.

Alessandro: Cute, that you think insulting my finances hurt me. The size of my wallet is as big as my dick. I can afford it.

Natalia: You have an unhealthy obsession with the size of your dick. If you must keep telling everyone how big it is you’re not that big.

Alessandro: Want to test that theory out tonight?

Natalia: No.

Alessandro: So, what are your plans then?

Natalia: Going shopping.

Alessandro: Lingerie?

Natalia: No

Alessandro: You sure?

Natalia: I’m sure.

Alessandro: Pity. As much as I like your sleep shirt, it would be nice tomorrow morning on my way to work if you had something a little sexier on when you play with yourself.

Natalia: Never happening.

Alessandro: Why? It was hot and fun.

Natalia: We will never talk of this again.

Alessandro: Don’t be embarrassed, the images will live in my mind rent-free for the rest of my life. It was hot.

Natalia: Stop it.

Alessandro: No.

Natalia: You’re annoying.

Alessandro: And you’re hot. These are the crosses we must bear.

Natalia: Don’t you have work to do or something?

Alessandro: I am. But if someone wants to distract me from my mundane paperwork with images of them trying on lingerie then I’ll be okay with it.

Natalia: * insert flip off emoji *

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ALESSANDRO

My phone beeps, and when I turn and see the message is from Natalia, I quickly swipe my phone from the desk and open it.

Natalia: Can’t decide between the black and the blue.

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