Page 47 of Sense & Irritability

That’s not the weird part.

At some point, I burned my foot.

And he did this thing where he scooped me up and set me on the counter.

And he was holding my foot in his hand and treating my injury.

And it was super sexy and … gah

And … now you have a foot fetish?

Or you’re worried he has a foot fetish?

Don’t focus on the foot thing.

But foot stuff is super hot.

I mean, with the right guy.

Obviously.

But it just … he was so intense.

And he wants to buy me shoes.

So he definitely has a foot fetish

No. Not like sexy shoes. Like, chef’s shoes.

So that I won’t be cooking barefoot.

What do you think that means?

Um …

I don’t know.

What do you think it means?

I

Don’t

Know

Okay then …

What do you want it to mean?

I don’t know that either.

Maybe you need to figure that out.

You know what’s weird, Trin?

What?

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