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I’d just never thought I’d actually meet one, much less get a chance to date, so the research hadn’t seemed necessary.

“There was at one point a well-established oral tradition but that was to pass down information. We were…hmm. Not being the same type of creatures as humans, we did not meet for entertainment purposes.” He didn’t look upset about that, just very matter of fact.

“What do you think of it now? Entertainment, I mean.” Would making him watch TV with me be torture? Boring? Both?

“It is fascinating, my Theo.” Genuine excitement radiated from him. “You have entertainment media that ranges from teaching children, to providing information on the benefits of sexual activity in humans.”

Was that porn?

Wait.

Were there actual educational sex shows?

I should’ve probably asked more questions about how he’d spent his day.

Chapter 12

Unfortunately, his brain worked faster than mine and he patted me on the head as he started to climb out of the car. “Please wait. Opening the car door is culturally appropriate for humans, whether submissive or not.”

Someone had been reading up on their Human 101 handbook.

But I waited, because he was right, it was appropriate and it was cute too.

He even carefully helped me out of the car…well…lifted me out of the car. “Humans have many fascinating social conventions.”

And we were clearly going to explore every one of them.

Wait.

What had we been talking about?

Jerker was wonderfully helpful as he set me down on the ground and closed the door. “I have learned that humans also like combining single activities together to make new ones. It is fascinating but I understand it is not polite for public.”

What wasn’t polite for public?

His sex lessons?

Something else?

“What…” Part of me wanted to ask what he was thinking but a bigger part knew he’d answer me, and that sounded overwhelming.

What if he asked my opinion about what he’d learned?

My brain was doing its best to look at the situation from every angle, but I still hadn’t figured out what I was going to do even when we got enough privacy to do it. Luckily for me, Jerker was very eager to show me what he’d learned once we’d gotten inside.

“We will both remember your safewords and limits, my Theo.” Picking me up as he closed the door, he started hugging me and stripping me at the same time. The mix of sweet and naughty was making my head swirl and my submission was basically playing peek-a-boo, not sure if it should come out to play or hide.

“Humans enjoy combining experiences. Your brains are fascinating.” His humans are so cute tone confused my dick and my sub side. They both liked it a lot but they weren’t sure if they were supposed to.

It was kind of like getting turned on by being accidentally Dommed for the first time. They hadn’t meant it like I’d taken it, but it’d been amazingly educational.

Only this time, it was perfectly fine for me to get turned on no matter what he did. He kind of expected it, honestly. “Humans.”

He even patted my erection over my briefs before he stripped them off.

Yep, we were cute and horny all the time.

Hmm…that might’ve been our evolutionary superpower and the reason we hadn’t wiped ourselves out yet.

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