Probably “The Sexiest Man I’ve Ever Seen” or “Hottest Cowboy Ever” …just to give you a couple ideas.
Ellie
Wow…both great choices! However, I’m thinking of something a bit shorter. Maybe “Egomaniac?” or “Captain Ego?”
Unknown
Captain? Now we’re talking.
Ellie
Glad I didn’t suggest Lord High and Mighty. You’d probably require I bow at your feet.
Unknown
I would never suggest that. Kneeling, maybe.
My eyes widen at the text on my screen and my cheeks heat. I glance over at my dad to make sure he’s not watching me blush.
Did he seriously just say that?Is he flirting with me?
I’m not good at that. If anything, my resting bitch face is part of the reason I’ve been single for years.
Ellie
Um…didn’t you say I forgot something? Are you gonna tell me what that is or add it to the long list of other shit I don’t know?
Unknown
Depends. Did you change my name yet?
Smirking, I roll my eyes and edit his contact information. Then I take a screenshot and send it to him.
Ellie
Here, I gave you a promotion.
Major Ego
HAHAHA
He adds a dorky sunglasses emoji.
Major Ego
Now you know this means you’ll be required to salute me.
Ellie
Of course.
And then I add the saluting emoji.
Major Ego
Okay good. Well the thing you forgot was me telling you a memory. In the hospital, I mentioned I would in a few days assuming you didn’t get it back by then.
Ellie