The next second, he’s gone.
Calming my racing heart, I think about the hole I dug myself in. I haven’t got a single clue about cooking. There was always a chef at my home and since we were to maintain a professional distance from them, I couldn’t exactly ask them to teach me. Mom was always busy. So, I didn’t really bother to learn.
Now, it’s coming to bite me in the ass.
Fortunately, I have the perfect ace in my pocket. Sprinting to the library, I find my phone on the couch where I left it yesterday and pull the group chat with my best friends.
ME: SOS
BIANCA: Okay… No need to panic.
IRIS: We are prepared. I knew the day would come. Not so soon though.
BIANCA: Don’t touch anything, Ro.
IRIS: There are two options. Chopping it into pieces or burning it with chemicals. Though both are messy. But the first is quicker.
Are my best friends high? Drunk? I read their texts over and over, coming up short for a reasonable explanation.
ME: What the hell are you two going on about!??
IRIS: You killed Nova… right?
BIANCA: Don’t worry, I’ll be your alibi. Dash knows people.
IRIS: I can help with getting rid of the body. I’ve been learning from episodes of Breaking Bad. I’m sure we can figure it out. It’s pretty simple.
IRIS: Any idea how much he weighs?
Jesus Christ! They’ve really thought this over. Especially Iris. I swear her mind is scarier than mine. Yet I’ve got the bad reputation.
ME: Nova is fine.
IRIS: Of course he’s fine. Dead bodies don’t feel anything.
ME: He’s ALIVE! Still my husband.
IRIS: Oh!
BIANCA: Then what’s the emergency?
ME: Cooking emergency. Both of you get your asses here.
ME: And by both, I mean Iris.
BIANCA: Hey! I’m a decent cook.
IRIS: Respectfully, Bianca, you’re not.
ME: Not so respectfully, you’re terrible.
BIANCA: At least I know how.
ME: Ouch.
IRIS: Also, I’m stuck in back-to-back classes.
BIANCA: Such a shame.