I’m good with two
Izzy
Oh, God, you dirty ho! I was just going to say that ????
Nadine
We’ve got this ????
Me
You guys, this is an issue. I can’t go to work tomorrow knowing what we did and wondering when we’re gonna do it again
Izzy
Thank your lucky stars he was good. Imagine how awkward it would’ve been if he’d sucked ??
She has a point. Still, she’s not helping.
Nadine
You need to tell him how you feel. It’s not a hard one to figure out!
Me
I know, but he’ll just think I’m clinging because the sex was good
Izzy
*sigh* this sounds a lot like one of those miscommunication tropes in one of my romance books ?????? plz don’t do that
Me
This man is intense… well, not when he’s in the sack. He’s the whole damn package. He was so sweet and caring
Nadine
I’m definitely going to come and snag me a country boy
Izzy
Not if I beat you to it ??
Nadine
Don’t make me use origami on you, Iz. We both know how lethal I am
Me
Isn’t origami paper folding?
Nadine
Yes, but most people don’t know that
Me
LOL. Anyway, I’ve got to go. I’m supposed to be having brunch with Gran, then we’re going to the hospital