Page 78 of Tease Me

“Sure you can. Two men pleasuring you—it’s fucking hot.”

I squirmed. “It’s just . . . it seems a little slutty.”

“Don’t be silly. What’s the definition of a slut?” She asked.

“A woman who has many casual sex partners.”

“Oh, so I guess you’re already there.” She giggled.

I groaned. “Not helpful.”

“Well, it’s true. You’re?—”

“Still not helping.”

“Right. Okay. Let’s be serious. Have you had sex with these guys?”

“No, neither of them. And when the electrician was here last time, he said Mickey had told him the rules.”

“Good. So, the first rule of threesomes isthat you must establishthe ground rules.”

“Ahhhh, Lolly. You don’t understand. I don’t want a . . .” I cleared my throat and checked that the reception area was vacant. “A threesome,” I whispered. “I want to figure out how to get rid of these guys.”

“Now, now, let’s not be too hasty.”

I groaned.

“I do believe you once said you didn’t do casual sex either.”

“Awww, that’s not fair.”

“I’m just saying don’t discount it so quickly.”

I wanted to crawl into the stationery cupboard and shut the doors on mycrazyworld.

“Are you listening?”

“Yeeeees.” I was about as enthusiastic as a prisoner on death row.

“Okay, let’s just think about this. First off, you’re the one in charge. So, you set the rules, and if either of those guys breaks them, you can knee them in the balls. You’re good at that.”

“Ha ha. Very funny.”

“Actually,you don’t even have to have sex with them. Just have a bit of fun. Tie them up or something and take turns having your way with each of them while the otheronewatches."

I moaned.

“Hey, remember that couple you watched having sex? That made you so fucking horny you grinned like a nutter for weeks.”

“No, I didn’t.”

“Hell, yeah, you did. Don’t tell me you didn’t like it.”

I had an instant recall of the Irish guy and his stunning mistress. It had been incredible seeing the way they touched each other. Watching their unbridled passion had sliced another layer off my naivety.

“Oh, I know.” Lolly launched me back to the present. “They could blindfold you, and you could guess which guy was doing what to you.”

I heard a cough, and my eyes bulged. “Oh my god!”

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