Page 125 of Tease Me

“Shhh.” I giggled. The sound of Corben peeing was just as embarrassing as her blatant perving, and I tried to ignore it as I pulled on the ridiculously tight T-shirt Lolita brought for me.

Corben flushed, and moments later, he emerged from the bathroom with a towel slung low on his hips.

A towel! Damn, I could have used that to get back to my room. Why didn’t I think of that?

“Anyway, thank you for a wonderful night, Corben.” I hooked my tote over my shoulder.“We need to get going before Needledick gets on the prowl again. Especially if he foundmy bra in the elevator.”

“Needledick?” Corben frowned.

“Her boss,” Lolita scrunched her nose. “He’s caught her a few times.”

“Yeah, I remember him. That’s how I met Jane.”

“Ahhh, she told me about that. Hey, oh my god.” Her eyes bulged, and her voice shot up a few notches. I dreaded what she was about to say. She clicked her fingers. “I have a brilliant idea.”

I groaned.

“No. Trust me, babe. You’re going to fucking thank me big time.” She strode toward me. “We’re going to your room for a bit. Corben, you stay here. I’m going to need you.”

He shrugged. “Sure.”

“This is going to be so good.” She hooked her arm into mine and marched me out the door.

My head was already in a fog, and I wasn’t sure if I wanted to hear her brilliant plan.

As we waited for the elevator, I moaned.

“Jeez, babe, how much did you drink?”

I shook my head and instantly regretted it. “I don’t know.”

“Ha. I love it.”

“I don’t.” With her arm hooked into mine, we made it to my room. She dragged me to the bathroom and turned on the shower taps. “Strip, woman. You need a shower.”

I groaned again, but knowing it was pointless to argue, I undressed and hopped under the cascade. As the tumbling water pummeled some breath back into my weary body, I watched Lolita through the shower screen, rummaging through my makeup kit.

By the time I’d turned off my taps and stepped out, she had a thick layer of makeup on, my purple contact lenses in, and my crazy black wig that scrambled in all directions on her head. I burst out laughing despite it hurting like hell. “What’re you doing?”

“You’ll see.” She tossed me a towel.“Now I need you to go for a walk or something, but you have to come back at exactly”—she glanced at her watch— “nine-thirty.”

Knowingfull well she wasn’t going to give me any moreinfo, I rolled my eyes.“Okay.”

Itoddledto my bedroom and dressed in jeans and a T-shirt.

“This is going to be such a hoot.” Lolita emerged from the bathroom wearing just a G-string, showing off the perkiest boobs ever. “Now, off you go. But remember, you must be back at exactly nine-thirty.”

“Yes, boss.”

“Ewww, don’t call me that.”

I grabbed my sunglasses and bag, and she pulled me in for a hug. “Go get yourself a bottle of water, okay?”

“Okay.”

In a thick haze, I rode down the elevator and was grateful Needledick was busy with customers as I made it outside the Hot Horizon Hotel. I crossed to the beach and sat on the park benchfor a bit.I had twenty minutes to killandwent in search of that bottle of water and something to eat.

At the Blue Haven Café, I devoured a macadamia and white chocolate muffin and drank two bottles of water before it was time to leave again. “Here we go,” I mumbledunder my breathas I stood and pushed my chair in.

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