NOAH
Why’s that?
ME
i was about to take out the flashlight and have it by my side, so i can beat your ass with it when you come home
NOAH
God, you’re cute when you’re angry
ME
oh, shut up
NOAH
I’ll be home soon. Going to run a quick errand. Try not to miss me too much
ME
don’t worry about me, i’ll survive
My anger quickly subsides as my lips curve up into a smile.
I’m dreading telling Bella about what happened between Noah and me last night, but I’d much rather she hear it from me than someone else.
Sage isn’t going to give a shit. She really won’t because she’s not a fan of hearing about people’s love lives. Let alone their sex lives.
Shit, how am I going to tell Lizzie that I just had sex with her little brother? Oh, that conversation is going to be awkward as hell. I’m going to prolong that one as long as I can.
BELLA
ME
please don’t freak out and make a big deal of what i’m about to tell you
BELLA
Okay, but why would I freak out?
ME
pretend i’m sending you eggplant emojis
BELLA
Why the hell would you send me eggplants?
ME
you’re impossible
BELLA
It’s hard to guess what you’re talking about when you send me a bunch of eggplant emojis. Just spit it out!
ME