“Shut up,” I say, walking toward my room as I open the app on my phone.

“Tell Angel I say hi!” he calls.

“She doesn’t even know you exist.”

“Dude. I’m devastated.”

I shut the door behind me, my fingers unable to open her message fast enough.

ANG3L:

Hey you

2Horned:

Oh there you are

ANG3L:

Sorry I’ve been MIA

2Horned:

That’s okay. I knew you were busy

ANG3L:

Yeah, moving sucks. But I’m finally settled

2Horned:

I’m happy for you

ANG3L:

How have you been?

2Horned:

I’m alive

ANG3L:

That’s good. I’m not into necrophilia

2Horned:

Jesus fucking Christ

I send several crying laughing emojis.

ANG3L:

What? Should I not have said that?

Just being honest *adorable shrug*

2Horned: