“Shut up,” I say, walking toward my room as I open the app on my phone.
“Tell Angel I say hi!” he calls.
“She doesn’t even know you exist.”
“Dude. I’m devastated.”
I shut the door behind me, my fingers unable to open her message fast enough.
ANG3L:
Hey you
2Horned:
Oh there you are
ANG3L:
Sorry I’ve been MIA
2Horned:
That’s okay. I knew you were busy
ANG3L:
Yeah, moving sucks. But I’m finally settled
2Horned:
I’m happy for you
ANG3L:
How have you been?
2Horned:
I’m alive
ANG3L:
That’s good. I’m not into necrophilia
2Horned:
Jesus fucking Christ
I send several crying laughing emojis.
ANG3L:
What? Should I not have said that?
Just being honest *adorable shrug*
2Horned: