You always are (honest and adorable)

I’ve missed you

ANG3L:

Miss me or my dirty mouth?

2Horned:

Both. Always both

Fuck, she sends a stupid little smirking face and I’m already getting hard. She’s in a playful mood and, honestly, I don’t give a fuck if we sext tonight or not. I’m happy just talking and knowing she’s around and hasn’t ghosted me.

But I’m also not going to turn her down if she wants to take things there.

2Horned:

I’ve thought about you every day

ANG3L:

Oh yeah? And where exactly were you when you were thinking of me?

2Horned:

Hmm…at work. In the shower. In bed.

I adjust my hard-on as it starts getting uncomfortable, straining in the confines of my jeans.

ANG3L:

Are you in bed now?

2Horned:

Yes

I unbutton my pants, throw my phone on the bed, and pull my shirt off like it’s an Olympic sport. I drop trou, boxers too, my erection bobbing out in front of me, already pulsing and hot. I leap into bed, slipping between the sheets with zero grace. Zero chill. My heartbeat erratic.

ANG3L:

Naked?

2Horned:

Yes ma’am

ANG3L:

Good boy

I respond with the sweating, panting emoji.

ANG3L:

Stroke yourself for me

2Horned: