“I’m Ross Sumner,” he says.
“Yeah, I know.”
“I hope you don’t mind me sitting with you.”
I say nothing.
“It’s just that the other men in here”—Ross shakes his head—“I find them rather coarse. Unrefined, if you will. Do you know that you and I are the only college graduates?”
“That so?”
I nod. I keep my eyes on my plate.
“You went to Amherst, am I right?”
He pronounced Amherst correctly, keeping the H silent.
“Fine school,” he continues. “I liked it better when they called themselves the Lord Jeffs. The Amherst Lord Jeffs. Such a majestic name. But of course, the woke crowd didn’t like that, did they? They have to hate on a man who died in the eighteenth century. Ridiculous, don’t you think?”
I play with my powdered eggs.
“I mean, now they call themselves the Amherst Mammoths. Mammoths. Please. That’s so pathetically PC, don’t you think? But here’s something you’ll enjoy knowing. I went to Williams College. The Ephs. That makes us rivals. Funny, no?”
Sumner gives me a boyish grin.
“Yeah,” I say. “Hilarious.”
Then he says, “I hear you had a visitor yesterday.”
I go stiff. Ross Sumner sees it.
“Oh, don’t look so surprised, David.”
He still wears the boyish grin. That grin had probably gotten him far. On a purely physical level, it was a nice grin, charming, the kind that opens doors and lowers inhibitions. It was also probably the last sight his victims saw.
“It’s a small prison. A man hears things.”
That is true. Rumor has it that the Sumner family is not afraid to use their money to influence his treatment. I believe those rumors.
“I try to make it a point of staying informed.”
“Uh-huh,” I say, keeping my eyes on the eggs.
“So how did it go?” he asks.
“How did what go?”
“Your visit. With your…sister-in-law, was it?”
I say nothing.
“It must have been something, right? Your first visitor after all this time. You seemed distracted before I came over.”
I look up. “Look, Ross, I’m trying to eat here, okay?”
Ross throws up his hands in mock surrender. “Oh, pardon me, David. I didn’t mean to pry. I wanted us to be friends. I have been starving for any sort of intellectual stimulation. I imagine you must feel the same. Both of us being graduates of the Small Ivies, I thought we would have a bond. A rapport, if you will. But I see now that I’ve caught you at a bad time. Please forgive me.”
“It’s fine,” I mutter. I take another bite. I can feel Sumner’s eyes on me.