Colin followed that jibe up with a GIF of Marcia Brady quipping, sure, Jan.

She scoffed loudly into her silent apartment. That sassy son of a bitch was lucky that she, for some reason that was utterly beyond her at the moment, liked him. Otherwise a comment like that might’ve earned him a solid ghosting.

Truly (11:15 p.m.): It was an accident, you ass.

Colin (11:15 p.m.): You accidentally scrolled through three years of my photos? Or you accidentally liked the picture?

Colin (11:15 p.m.): I just think it’s important we’re on the same page.

Her lips twitched. Clearly, she was beyond hope if a smart-ass remark like that made her smile.

Truly (11:16 p.m.): Screw you, McCrory.

Colin (11:16 p.m.): Promises, promises.

The heat that had collected in her cheeks spread down, down, down, her toes curling in the fluffy pile of her bright blue area rug.

When, when, was she going to learn not to bite off more than she could chew?

She backed out of her convo with Colin and tapped on the one just beneath, tapping out a quick text to Lulu.

Truly (11:17 p.m.): Having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing.

Calling it a crush felt wrong, the word too tiny. But anything else felt just as ill-fitting, romance too big, infatuation too airy, desire too... hot, even if it was a little closer to the truth.

Lulu, bless her, responded almost instantly.

Lulu (11:17 p.m.): what did you do??

Truly huffed.

Truly (11:17 p.m.): Why are you assuming I did something?

Lulu (11:18 p.m.): oh sorry were you texting me after 11 on a school night for a non-emergency?

Lulu (11:18 p.m.): ah shit, I just called a weeknight a school night. i’m old ??

Lulu sent a GIF of Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday bemoaning that she was like the crypt keeper.

Truly (11:19 p.m.): I love you but shut up and have your age-related crisis later. I DID SOMETHING BAD.

Lulu (11:20 p.m.): at least tell me it felt so good

Lulu (11:21 p.m.): can you feel the flames on your skin?

Lulu (11:21 p.m.): was it the most fun you ever had?

Lulu (11:21 p.m.): could you do it over and over and over again?

Truly (11:22 p.m.): Stop it. This is serious.

Lulu (11:22 p.m.): and so is my adoration for the one and only Taylor Alison Swift

Truly (11:22 p.m.): Amazing how you chose to capitalize that and nothing else.

Lulu (11:23 p.m.): i believe in putting proper respect on the name. now tell momma Lulu what you did

Truly (11:23 p.m.): I liked one of Colin McCrory’s photos on IG from 158 weeks back and he saw it and called me out ??