Page 66 of Marrying My Ex's Boss

I was wondering why Mo was willing to face his wrath by letting me eat junk while his back was turned. All the other times, she plays Switzerland when it comes to him and me.

I wonder what happened.

‘What you should be wondering is how long it’s going to take this thing to close back up.’

What thing?

‘Your cooch. He done open that shit like a gaping maw. How many holes supposed to be down here? I think he done bore a new one. One of them rusty ass kids like to fall out on their head.’

Oh, he thought that was funny. He rolled around, having a jolly old time while I put my hands between my legs and felt what she was talking about.

I rushed into the bathroom and sat on the floor to look in the mirror and see for myself.

“I need Google.” What the fuck? Are pussies supposed to do that? My shit was gaping wide open. Help!!!!

JUSTINE

‘Why we in here?’

Why do you think?

‘Hiding from your man again?’

Yes, and it’s all your fault.

‘How is any of this on me?’

You told me to wear this dress.

‘Yes, and you’re welcome. That maternity shit you be wearing wasn’t fixin’ a keep our man no how. Round here looking like Hazel.’

Who the hell is Hazel?

‘Chick, if you don’t know, how the hell am I supposed to?’

‘Besides, that dress is down to your toes.’

Yes, but my tits are about to fall out the neckline.

‘I repeat, you’re welcome. Quiet as it’s kept, you probably had more sex in the last coupla months than you’ve had your whole existence. You two just some nasty freaks.’

Look who’s talking.

‘Whatever, I don’t know why you’re pretending that you don’t like having your ass in the air day in and day out. Even I’m getting tired of seeing it. When are these kids coming anyway? They been in there for a minute. Fucking with my program.’

What program is that?

‘The one where you not rivaling orca for size. I need to get out and about. It’s almost summer again, and I promise you… Oh shit, here he comes. In here, Daddy.’

I would stifle you.

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MARCUS

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“Baby, where are you?” Where’d she go? I looked all around our room and searched the kids’ rooms and even the nursery, but she was nowhere to be found. Maybe she was out in the garden getting some fresh air, so I should probably leave her alone.

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