Page 16 of Mr. Devereaux

Really, Z? You sound like my fucking mother

Devon

Trust you to go ruin the surprise ??

Me

I hate surprises

Zane

He really does. Which is why you’re going to love this one

Me

Dear God. The last surprise you unveiled almost got me arrested

He’s referring to the time they tied me to a pole, in my boxers and tie, after my last drunken birthday party at a hip club.The idiots just don’t know when to let up.

Devon

Classic

Me

Yeah, so not cool

Zane

He’s just saying that because it was a very chilly evening

Me

Fuck you. I get more pussy than you’ll ever have

Zane

I don’t think so, chump

Devon

Hey, leave him alone. Or it’ll be our credit cards we max out instead of his

Zane

Good point. Does this mean we have to be start being nice to him

Me

Start being the word

Devon

Now, now. You know how he gets when he’s upset

“Voila!” George declares.

Finally, we’re done. I glance down as George rises to his feet.

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