Page 16 of The Influencer

Jade

Ooo. Ouch.

Asher

Well.

Asher

…

Asher

…

Oh, I can’t wait to read this.

Asher

If you’re asking. I’d like to go to a gay club sometime.

Jade

Maybe I under-reached when I asked if you were high.

Asher

Are you implying I’ve lost my mind?

Asher

You wouldn’t be wrong. Ever gone over a year without sex?

Jade

I don’t think I’ve ever gone a week without sex.

Asher

You’re easy to talk to.

This guy. It’s like I can’t help but feel sorry for him. I sigh and tap out a response.

Jade

You’re like really, really lonely, aren’t you?

Asher

That obvious?

Jade

Glaringly.

Asher

Yeah. Well. Thanks for the chat. Get well soon or whatever.

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