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Jamie: You can get your grovel on.

Ryan: Is it even that big of a lie?

Prism: *eye emoji*

Win: Size matters for more than just dicks.

Landry: *barfing emoji*

Ryan: We all know you’re in love with her.

Kruger: You don’t know shit.

Ryan: You say you can’t get a date, but you never even try. I see girls come up to you at parties and at meets and you barely even glance at them. At first, I thought you had a thing for Prism.

Prism: *shocked face emoji*

Max: *crying laughing emoji*

Lars: *Pride flag emoji*

Jamie: *eggplant emoji*

Rush: *peach emoji* x2

Wes: *bride emoji*

Kruger: This conversation is as useful as a waterproof teabag.

Win: *popcorn emoji*

Kruger: Just forget it.

Ryan: Everyone shut up.

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Ryan: But then we met Jess, and it was obvious why you never look at anyone else, because she’s all you see. So yeah, maybe you lied about being in a relationship, but the feelings aren’t a lie.

Jamie: This is why my bro’s the fixer.

Rush: He’s not fixing shit. He’s pointing out the obvious.

Kruger: It ain’t that obvious.

Everyone: Yes, it is.

Prism: He thinks she’s too good for him.

Kruger: P! Go back to posting emojis.

Wes: Tell us more, P.

Prism: They’re codependent on each other but pretend they aren’t. Also, Kruger isn’t my type.

Kruger: Wipe your mouth, P. There’s still some bullshit clinging to your lips.

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