Am I wrong?
Alice
It means that Broderick is the most thoughtful man we know, and maybe he’s capitalizing on time, spent with just the two of you to see if there’s anything there.
Mara
If he can’t see what’s there, he might be pretty, but he’s also blind, and dumb as rocks.
Max
Agreed.
Alice
The man is loyal to a fault. Cut him a break.
Elora
So…I’m doing this?
Max
Send us a selfie first.
I obliged, snapping a close up of my makeup, and then reversing the camera to show off the form-fitted black cocktail dress that cut off mid-thigh. It dipped low in the back, showing off the delicate tattoos on my spine. Rolling my eyes, I watched the replies bounce right back into the inbox.
Alice
Damn. Good luck, Broderick.
Mara
*bowing emoji* YASS goddess.
Max
Elora-2 Broderick-0.
Elora
You’re sure I shouldn’t go with the red one?
Alice
You are literal perfection.
Max
Don’t you dare fuck up your hair with an outfit change.
Mara
You’ll have to tell me where you get blowjob-red lipstick.
Max
Stand tall. Get it, babe.