Am I wrong?

Alice

It means that Broderick is the most thoughtful man we know, and maybe he’s capitalizing on time, spent with just the two of you to see if there’s anything there.

Mara

If he can’t see what’s there, he might be pretty, but he’s also blind, and dumb as rocks.

Max

Agreed.

Alice

The man is loyal to a fault. Cut him a break.

Elora

So…I’m doing this?

Max

Send us a selfie first.

I obliged, snapping a close up of my makeup, and then reversing the camera to show off the form-fitted black cocktail dress that cut off mid-thigh. It dipped low in the back, showing off the delicate tattoos on my spine. Rolling my eyes, I watched the replies bounce right back into the inbox.

Alice

Damn. Good luck, Broderick.

Mara

*bowing emoji* YASS goddess.

Max

Elora-2 Broderick-0.

Elora

You’re sure I shouldn’t go with the red one?

Alice

You are literal perfection.

Max

Don’t you dare fuck up your hair with an outfit change.

Mara

You’ll have to tell me where you get blowjob-red lipstick.

Max

Stand tall. Get it, babe.