“Don’t lose the head, Joe,” Podge warned, hurrying after me.
 
 “Yeah, lad,” Alec muttered in agreement. “There’s six of them over there.”
 
 “Got a staring problem, assholes?”
 
 “Ah, Jesus,” Alec groaned, clutching the back of my T-shirt. “We’re going to die.”
 
 “Are ye deaf?” I demanded, shaking him off, my entire focus on the lads watching me. “I asked ye a fucking question!”
 
 “Yeah, that’s the one,” one of the lads said before taking a safe step behind an even bigger lad. “You do the talking, Gibs.”
 
 This one had a familiar look about him, with blond hair and a goofy-as-fuck smile. “Howdy, friend.”
 
 “I’m not your friend,” I seethed, closing the space between us, hurley in hand. “And the last time I checked, the rugby club was on the other side of town,” I reminded them. “You have no business here.”
 
 “Oh, Jesus.” The blond lad’s silvery-gray eyes lit up with what I could only describe as playful mischief when he chuckled and asked, “Are we about to have a turf war?”
 
 I cocked a brow. “A turf war?”
 
 “Yeah.” He nodded eagerly. “Like the T-Birds and the Scorpions in Grease.”
 
 “Grease?” I gaped at him. “What the fuck are you talking about?”
 
 “Don’t mind Gibsie,” another one of them said, and this one was definitely familiar. “He’s a fair bit dysfunctional.”
 
 “How do I know you?” I demanded, eyeing him warily.
 
 “I’m Hughie Biggs,” he was quick to offer, holding his hands up, the universal symbol of peace. “Our sisters are friends.”
 
 “Yeah,” the big one chuckled, waving a tissue in front of him. “We come in peace.”
 
 “Shut up, Gibs,” Hughie muttered, shaking his head. “Jesus, lad.”
 
 Taken aback, I unfurled my fists and forced myself to simmer down. There was no threat here. I needed to get my body to register that.
 
 “What are you doing here, Biggs?” I asked, addressing Hughie and ignoring the big ape of muscle he had standing beside him. “What do you want?”
 
 “Looking for you, actually.”
 
 Now, I was on alert again. “Why?”
 
 “I sort of need a favor.”
 
 “I don’t do favors for strangers.”
 
 “Our sisters are friends,” he repeated, tone hopeful. “Which means we’re sort of friends, or acquaintances, maybe…no? Okay then.”
 
 “I don’t do friends,” I said coldly, sizing up each and every one of the overgrown bastards, with their designer clothes and expensive haircuts. “And I don’t do favors.”
 
 “Hey,” Alec huffed, folding his arms across his chest in outrage. “Thanks a fucking lot, friend. What am I? Dog shit?”
 
 “Shut up, you dope,” Podge grumbled. “Let Lynchy handle this.”
 
 “Fair enough,” Hughie replied with a shake of his head. “Clearly, coming here was a bad idea.”
 
 “Clearly,” I bit out, staring him down until he looked away. “See ya.”
 
 “What?” the big fella demanded. “No, no, it was a brilliant idea, and I’m not leaving until I get what I came for.”