Page 57 of The Knockout

Nixon

Are you cooking?

Everly

Fuck no. I already ordered from Steve & Cookies. It should be here in an hour.

Leo

I’m in.

Hendrix

Can I bring my laundry?

Everly

Sure. But I'm not Mom. You know where to find the washer and dryer. You’re a big boy. You can do it yourself.

Leo

I wouldn’t be so sure about that . . .

Hendrix

Fuck off, asshole. I thought it was fabric softener.

Nixon

First problem with that statement - what grown ass man uses fabric softener?

Everly

Cross uses fabric softener.

Leo

Yeah but he's old.

Everly

He's not old, you douche.

Hendrix

Whatever. It’s not like it’s hard to mix it up with bleach.

Nixon

Oh man, Henny . . .

Everly

Hey. You don’t get to call him Henny. That’s for me and Gracie.

Nixon

Thanks to your husband, we can’t call you evil twin anymore.

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