Lindy
I mean... sand problems can be fun if done right. Easton likes to help me get rid of the sand after. That shower alone makes the sandy sex worth it.
Kenzie
Eww. We’re talking about sex, right? Sex and my brother . . . Can we not? Please . . .
Also - you DO NOT even want me to tell you about all the ways dirty, sandy sex can wreak havoc on your body. Ten out of ten, this doctor says no.
Brynlee
You’ve got to loosen up, Kenz. Seriously. You don’t know what you’re missing out on.
Everly
Kenzi, I haven’t had nearly enough coffee to be lectured about dying by dick today.
Lindy
I thought I was going to choke once. But I relaxed and swallowed, and I definitely didn’t die.
Kenzie
You’re really never going to stop torturing me, are you?
Lindy
Nope. It’s way too much fun.
Brynlee
We miss you, Kenz. It’s not the same without Gracie and you.
Gracie
I see how it is. I’m an afterthought now. LOL
Kenzie
I moved out two weeks ago, Grace. You’ve been gone for six months.
Brynlee
All you bitches left me alone in this giant condo. I think it might be time to find my own place. Or at the very least, a dog.
Everly
Really? There’s a house around the corner from us that just went on the market.
Brynlee
Not sure I want a whole house yet.
Everly
Fine. You’re no fun, Brynn.
Lindy