Dominic
FAITH
Dad
Maybe I shouldn’t be reading this. Not that there's anything wrong with consensual sex.
Faith
Okay, now I see why it’s weird when you say it.
Dad
Your mom always used to talk about sex.
Faith
But it was Mom…
Dominic
Faith has a point there. It’s weird when you do it.
Dad
*man shrugging emoji*
Dominic
Okay, I think we’re done here.
I laughed.
Faith
This isn’t one of your board meetings.
Dominic
But I am bored.
Faith
*eye roll emoji* Then STOP texting us
Dad
I agree with your sister. You don’t have to keep texting.
Dominic
You don’t understand.
Faith
There he goes, texting again even though we are BORING him.
Dad