Contradiction.
 
 Though, Dream knew none of this.
 
 Dream assumed a solemn expression and added a heartfelt hand to her chest to drive it home before she turned back to Cap. “She’s right. I jumped to judgement. That was wrong of me.” She put her other hand palm-to-palm with the one at her chest and did a little bow. “You have my sincere apologies.”
 
 “Do you listen to Marconi Union?” Cap asked.
 
 “Of course,” she answered. “They’re wildly talented.”
 
 At that, Cap aimed a smirk at me, right before he winked.
 
 The tingles and ripples hit overdrive.
 
 So, obviously, I held Feather safe, well to my side, bent forward and thunked my head against Surf Club’s highly-polished bar and left it there.
 
 I felt a hand cup the back of my head, and that hand had only touched me twice, but I knew whose it was.
 
 “We gotta go, babe,” Cap said quietly.
 
 Yep, that’s whose hand it was.
 
 I lifted up and saw he and Liam had their coffees.
 
 I had no choice in the current circumstances but to say, “Great, thanks for coming by and sharing our change of plans face-to-face.”
 
 “See you tomorrow night,” Cap replied.
 
 “Yeah, yeah, see you.”
 
 Cap shot me another smile.
 
 I steeled myself against hurdling the bar and throwing myself at him.
 
 Thankfully, I succeeded in this as Liam said, “Nice to meet you, Rachel.”
 
 “You too,” I replied.
 
 Cap fished out a twenty, put it on the bar, and they sauntered away, all loose-hipped, hot guy.
 
 I watched.
 
 Luna watched.
 
 Every woman and gay or bi man in the joint watched.
 
 Even Dream watched.
 
 “He’ll make beautiful babies,” Dream said rather dreamily.
 
 There it was again.
 
 I was totally screwed.
 
 FIVE
 
 DON’T CALL ME BOSLEY
 
 What was that saying about repeating things that didn’t work being the definition of insanity?