Page 44 of Charming my Best Friend

“Yes,” I said, wishing I could see her face.

“Thank you.”

“Well?”

“You’re better than I thought you’d be.”

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“It means I can see why other girls might be interested.”

“Now you’re just being mean.”

“Good. Maybe you’ll remember what a bitch I am next time you think you want to suck face.”

“Say what you want. Eventually you’ll realize I’m right.”

“Right about what?”

“About the fact that you liked it more than you’re letting on.”

“In your dreams, bud.”

“Jeez, well at least don’t go calling me bud. That’s a total mood killer.”

“Good bye, bud.”

I groaned.

“Next time we talk, it better be about a date you have lined up because I can’t handle much more of this silliness.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Oh wow. Ma’am is totally my bud equivalent.”

“Hey Lucy?”

“Hey what?”

“You know how I said I was sorry that I kissed you last night and stuck my hand up your shirt?”

“Yeah.”

”Well, I lied. I’m not sorry. On the contrary, I have every intention of doing it again.”

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