I rolled my eyes. “She’s fine. She’s much better off not wasting her time with me.”
“I don’t know what to say, honey. I thought she was The One.”
“You think they’re all The One.”
“No, but I mean Chelsea was really sophisticated. I thought you guys had a future.”
“Well, she’s not as sophisticated as you might think, and we don’t.” I stood up and carried my plate over to grab the last few slices of pizza. “Sorry to disappoint you.”
“You don’t even seem upset about it.”
I shrugged and returned to the couch. “I’m not really. It was a long way coming.”
“I had no idea you guys were unhappy.”
“I think it was just me,” I said, “but I’m over it.”
“Does that mean she’s not going to be your date for Claire’s wedding?”
“I guess so.” I put the phone on speaker and separated two pieces of pizza. “And I’d appreciate if you wouldn’t keep in touch with her.”
When she didn’t say anything, I picked up the phone and turned it off speaker. “Mom, did you hear me?”
“Sorry, what?”
“I don’t want you to be friends with Chelsea anymore. I know you guys like the same designers and crap, but it’s not appropriate. You have your own friends.”
“You can’t expect me to be rude if I run into her-”
“No,” I said, wondering if I should’ve told her exactly how unsophisticated she was. “But you don’t need to be overly friendly.”
“Okay.”
“Thanks.”
“Your father is going to be disappointed.”
“Not if you tell him what a big spender she was.”
“I’ll be sure to mention it.”
“Do.”
“So will you be coming to dinner on your own then?”
“I don’t think so,” I said. “I’m not really in the mood to socialize.”
“You have a week to get in the mood.”
“I’m not making any promises.”
“But your sister and Dave are coming.”
“They’ll understand.”
“Well, I expect you to be here, unless you have a date or something.”
I popped the last piece of crust in my mouth.