“What? No.”

“Then yes.”

“And if I was the person?”

“I’d want you to both fuck off and never speak to me again unless you had really good news, like you both had herpes or something.”

“That’s fucked up.”

“Not as fucked up as that question,” she said, pulling her feet up on the couch and tucking them underneath her. “Why are you asking me that?”

“You know how we saw Chelsea out with that guy?”

“Yeah.”

“And I tried to convince myself she just knew him somehow and that it wasn’t sketchy.”

“Well, it’s not like we saw anything.”

“Yeah, but how much do you have to see before you say something?”

“I don’t know.”

“Like what if I knew she lied to Aiden about where she was that day?”

She cringed. “Really?”

“Yeah,” I said. “And it gets worse.”

She swallowed.

“I know she’s on Tinder.”

“How?”

“Cause she popped up when I installed the app on Alex’s phone.”

“Shit.”

“I know.”

“She’s too old for him.”

“Apparently she’s not.”

“Wow, so she really sucks then.”

“Yeah.”

“And Aiden has no idea?” she asked.

I shook my head.

“And you don’t know if you should tell him?”

I nodded.

“Well, my first reaction is that you definitely should because that’s horrible.”