“You want to go shopping? Don’t you have more work to do?”
“I can finish what I need to get done when we get back.”
“Okay.” She scrolled through the website on the screen. “What about this one. ‘I will learn to do everything I can to anticipate His needs and provide Him with assistance. This includes anything from sexual services to housework’.”
“No.”
Utah turned to face him. “No?”
“I told you before, you’re not my maid. I pay someone to be our housekeeper.”
“Okay, then we’ll just take out the housework part and replace it with…” She paused with her fingers hovering over the keyboard as she tried to come up with the right wording. Finally, she started typing, reading out loud what she wrote. “To whatever I can do to make His day easier.”
Liam squeezed her hip that his fingers had been stroking. “That’s really thoughtful, baby.”
She continued moving down the page of the website, and he exclaimed, “Oh! How about this? ‘I will learn how to massage His feet and give Him foot rubs when requested’.”
Her lips were pursed when she turned to look at him.
“No.”
“No?”
“No, Sir.”
The way the corners of his mouth tipped up, she knew he was teasing her with the suggestion of the rule.
“Then you have to give me, ‘My pussy and ass belong to Sir. I give Him full permission to use my holes however and whenever He wants’.”
“Isn’t that already part of Number One—I’m His sex toy. Willing and available whenever He decides?”
“Hmm, maybe. But write it down anyway.”
She shook her head with a smile as she typed, then clicked back to the website. He pointed to the screen.
“I like this. ‘I will practice anal training so I can take Sir’s cock with ease’.”
“How about we table that as a point to be revisited in the future?”
“I’m fucking your ass, princess.”
“I know. I just don’t want to do any training for it. The idea of a butt plug makes me shudder.”
“Have you ever used one?”
“Well, no.”
“You can leave it off, for now. But I think I just discovered the next punishment to add to the list, baby.”
She made a mental note to be extra well-behaved.
“What about this one? ‘I will accompany Him to kink events’.”
He shook his head. “I’m the CEO of the largest hospital in New England. I’m not going to any kink events.”
He pointed to the rule underneath the kink events one. “I will journal my thoughts and feelings so He knows what about our arrangement I enjoy and what I would like to see improved. He will read my diary every Sunday morning, and we will discuss it.”
Utah cocked her head as she looked at him. “I thought I was catering to your every kinky desire, not mine?”