Me:My father just called, telling me you got him box seats for the year.
Nate:Oh, that.
Me:Oh, that?! Nate, that was so considerate of you. Thank you so much. He’s beyond happy. Can’t shut up about it.
Nate:I’m glad. It will be nice to know at least one person likes me in the stands.
Me:Well, my dad won’t be the only one. Until the season ends, you can count on me to be there too. Now you’ll have two people who support you.
Nate: …
Nate:Lottie?
Me:Yes, Nate?
Nate: …
Nate:Thanks.
Me:For what?
Nate:For being you.
Me: …
Nate:Goodnight, Lottie.
Me:Goodnight, Nate.
Nate:Are you always that competitive?
Me:Whatever do you mean?
Nate:Drop the innocent act. I know you cheated. No way is anyone that good at miniature golf.
Me:Stop being such a sore loser.
Nate:I’m not a sore loser.
Me:Sounds like it to me.
Nate:Whatever. Still think you cheated somehow.
Me:Words spoken by every sore loser in history.
Nate:Funny.
Nate: …
Nate:Can I ask you for a favor?
Me:Sure.
Nate:Next time, can you not wear those shorts? They’re distracting.
Me:You don’t like my shorts?
Nate:I fucking love them. But I’m pretty sure they are the reason I lost tonight.