COREY: TODAY
(Present Day)
San Francisco, California
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DRAFTED MESSAGE:Are you purposely trying to tempt me into fucking you, Hayley? Stop staring at me like that when you’re in the kitchen.
DRAFTED MESSAGE:Rule Number Four: Long sleeves and full-length pants must be worn in the kitchen and living room at all times. (BRAS must be worn as well.)
DRAFTED MESSAGE:You probably don't remember me saying this, but I like my car rides SILENT. Please refrain from opening your sexy ass lips during our drive to work, because I'm incapable of focusing on the words you say.
DRAFTED MESSAGE:I hate your brother for putting me through this shit, and I swear if you weren't his little sister, there would be no rules between us.
DRAFTED MESSAGE:Come to my bedroom...
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SENT MESSAGE:Are tonight's cinnamon rolls ready yet?