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“Yes.” She laughs again. “I mean, I have a hot, single dad firefighter, but you—always the overachiever—got a prince.”

I laugh, feeling light and again realizing that maybe my sisters look at me differently than I thought they do. “Yeah, well… my prince—” I love the little shiver calling him ’my’ anything gives me. “—has a ranch in Cara. Horses, cows…cowboy boots. The whole thing.”

Charlie gives a mock gasp. “What? You mean you might be into cowboys after all?”

I laugh. I’m so happy all of a sudden. “No. Just one part-time cowboy.”

“Well then,” Charlie says, a devious smile on her lips. “You know what you need to do?”

“What?”

“Tell him that you want to be a cowgirl. In bed,” Charlie says.

“Oh, yes,” Ami agrees. “And in reverse.”

“I want to be a reverse cowgirl?” I ask.

“Oh, yes, you do.” They both giggle.

I’m smiling too, even though I’m not sure why. “I don’t know what that means.”

“Torin will,” Charlie promises.

“Should I look it up ahead of time?” I ask.

“No,” Ami says quickly. “Let Prince Torin show you. He’ll love that.”

“And we’ll easily be his favorite sisters-in-law,” Charlie adds with a huge grin.

Chapter 23

Wait ’Til I Tell Ye

EPISODE 759 TRANSCRIPT

Lindsey: What the hell just happened? Oh my God!

Jen: Um hey, everyone! We’re here at a special time with an extra episode because…we have some news!

Lindsey: That’s an understatement! We have THE news! Probably the biggest news of the year!

Jen: I would agree. And we got it from Lady Linnea Olsen herself! So, whatever you’re doing, wherever you are, stop for a second, take a breath, and turn the volume up.

Lindsey: Yes, especially if you’re driving or something like that.

Jen: Oh my gosh yes! Or doing…surgery or something!

Lindsey: Do you think people listen to us while they perform surgery?

Jen: Maybe? They probably listen to something. Why not us?

Lindsey: We might be a little distracting.

Jen: True. Well, just in case…if you are doing surgery or, I don’t know, anything that could be dangerous to you or others if you get distracted for a minute, stop.

Lindsey: Unless you can’t! Don’t stop a surgery for this! Just turn us down and listen or read the transcript later!

Jen: Yes! Geez!

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