Romeo Costa:
 
 I’m bringing Shortbread.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 If you must.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Wow. You really are desperate.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 I’m bringing a date, too.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 You’re not bringing anyone.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Why?
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 Because you’re not invited.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Why not?
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Because then I’ll have two people I need to stop Zach from killing.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 [Kim K Crying GIF]
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 But where else will I have the opportunity to wear my wife pleaser?
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 @RomeoCosta, how fast can you get here?
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Already on my way.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 @OllievB, you can come, but leave the wife pleaser and the date in the car.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Aww, but Daddy, why?