Page 92 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)

How was your first day?

Farrow:

A delight.

Farrow:

I started out by busting my ass for ten hours.

Ari:

It’s a great ass, though, so glass half full.

Farrow:

Then, he and his date watched me clean the tiles together, which was also a treat.

Ari:

Clean the tiles?

Ari:

Is that code for something?

Ari:

I swear, the weirdest kinks come out of America.

Ari:

Wait. He brought a date home?

Ari:

What a fuckboy.

Farrow:

They had mooncakes and tea in the conservatory overlooking the Potomac River.

Ari:

Okay. I take that back.

Ari:

That sounds pretty picturesque.

Farrow:

Oh. And then his mom chased me around, offering to pay me not to work for him.

Farrow:

I turned down TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Now’s a good time to tell me I’m stupid.

Ari:

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