Page 92 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)
How was your first day?
Farrow:
A delight.
Farrow:
I started out by busting my ass for ten hours.
Ari:
It’s a great ass, though, so glass half full.
Farrow:
Then, he and his date watched me clean the tiles together, which was also a treat.
Ari:
Clean the tiles?
Ari:
Is that code for something?
Ari:
I swear, the weirdest kinks come out of America.
Ari:
Wait. He brought a date home?
Ari:
What a fuckboy.
Farrow:
They had mooncakes and tea in the conservatory overlooking the Potomac River.
Ari:
Okay. I take that back.
Ari:
That sounds pretty picturesque.
Farrow:
Oh. And then his mom chased me around, offering to pay me not to work for him.
Farrow:
I turned down TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Now’s a good time to tell me I’m stupid.
Ari:
