Page 66 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)

ON THE STREET?

Ollie vB:

No, you uncultured swine.

In Hermès.

Romeo Costa:

And they say love doesn’t have a price.

Ollie vB:

Whatever the price may be, Zach would say it’s inflated and refuse to pay.

Zach Sun:

This is embarrassing.

Romeo Costa:

Not as embarrassing as having your dick pic enlarged in a court of law as part of a bitter custody trial between your former lover and the vice president.

Ollie vB:

I wouldn’t go as far as calling that an embarrassment.

Ollie vB:

Perhaps a mild inconvenience?

Romeo Costa:

Jesus, Ollie.

Romeo Costa:

People made shirts with the imprint of your cock on them and the slogan HE HAS MY VOTE.

Ollie vB:

I found it rather flattering.

Ollie vB:

And I’ll have you know my dick pic was the least offensive thing to cum out of politics in the lastdecade.

Ollie vB:

The only downside about it is—now people want to take a picture with it because it’s famous.

Romeo Costa:

How is that a downside?

Romeo Costa:

You’ve made enough sex tapes to open your own Pornhub.

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