“Figured what out?”
 
 “How to get out of the pickle I got into during our game.”
 
 My words were met with silence. I thought I saw his broad shoulders shaking, just a bit, in—dare I say—laughter.
 
 “Monday. Eight-thirty.” He rapped his knuckles on the doorframe. “Don’t be late.”
 
 “Sure. Try not to stab anyone when you lose your pants this time.”
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 @OllievB, call your hound off my little intruder.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 My PI?
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 How’d you find out?
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Whatever he discovered was supposed to be my sorry-for-dicking-my-way-through-your-prospective-bride-list surprise gift to you.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 [SpongeBob One Eternity Later GIF]
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 That’s it?
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 No details?
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Maybe they’re fucking as we speak.
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 …
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Right. It’s Zach. He’s allergic to cooties.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 You never know…
 
 This girl might be the one to cure him.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 They could be fated.