“Figured what out?”
“How to get out of the pickle I got into during our game.”
My words were met with silence. I thought I saw his broad shoulders shaking, just a bit, in—dare I say—laughter.
“Monday. Eight-thirty.” He rapped his knuckles on the doorframe. “Don’t be late.”
“Sure. Try not to stab anyone when you lose your pants this time.”
Zach Sun:
@OllievB, call your hound off my little intruder.
Ollie vB:
My PI?
Ollie vB:
How’d you find out?
Ollie vB:
Whatever he discovered was supposed to be my sorry-for-dicking-my-way-through-your-prospective-bride-list surprise gift to you.
Ollie vB:
[SpongeBob One Eternity Later GIF]
Ollie vB:
That’s it?
Ollie vB:
No details?
Ollie vB:
Maybe they’re fucking as we speak.
Romeo Costa:
…
Ollie vB:
Right. It’s Zach. He’s allergic to cooties.
Ollie vB:
You never know…
This girl might be the one to cure him.
Ollie vB:
They could be fated.