Farrow:
He caught me snooping, not stealing.
Farrow:
It was bizarre.
We somehow ended up playing Go.
Ari:
I’m confused and slightly turned on by this chain of events.
Ari:
Did you at least win?
Farrow:
We never finished the game.
Ari:
You left without giving him your number?
Farrow:
He chased me down his front yard and tried to stab me.
Ari:
I see.
Ari:
Good thing you didn’t give him your number, then.
Ari:
Did he actually try to stab you, though?
Farrow:
He tossed a knife at me.
Farrow:
I can still smell the steel, three days after.
Ari:
Clearly you left an impression.
Ari:
Do you think he knows who you are?
Farrow: