Page 300 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)

Tea as in gossip.

Ollie vB:

Your Southern wife would be so ashamed of you right now.

Romeo Costa:

What’s the scoop?

Ollie vB:

Our good friend Zachary was spotted by a B-grade socialite sailing through BWI wheeling a trolley behind him like some commoner without his own private plane.

Romeo Costa:

Are you sure it was Zach?

Romeo Costa:

Because he is about as down to Earth as Neptune.

Ollie vB:

She took pictures.

Zach Sun:

That’s not creepy at all.

Romeo Costa:

@ZachSun, do you confirm this report by Mr. von Buttered Bun?

Zach Sun:

My mother stole my airplane.

Ollie vB:

[Okay Hand Emoji] That is actually the best homework excuse I’ve ever heard.

Romeo Costa:

Are you currently INSIDE a commercial plane?

Zach Sun:

Unfortunately.

Ollie vB:

When was the last time that happened?

Zach Sun:

First grade.

Ollie vB:

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