Page 278 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)

Ollie vB:

Housing prices will tank if people discover it’s the site of a gory crime scene.

Ollie vB:

Should we check that he’s not rotting somewhere in his house with a blunt object smashed into his head?

Ollie vB:

Let’s admit it, nobody will be surprised if we find out that he finally pissed off someone to death.

Ollie vB:

The man’s idea of seduction is calling a woman an octopus.

Romeo Costa:

Zach is alive.

Romeo Costa:

In the technical sense of the word, at least.

Romeo Costa:

He’s just butthurt because Farrow moved in with me and Dallas and broke up with his ass.

Ollie vB:

Aw. Butt pain is no fun.

Ollie vB:

If only he’d only asked… I would’ve pointed him in the direction of great organic lube.

Romeo Costa:

You’re a fountain of knowledge, von Bismarck.

Romeo Costa:

A true renaissance man.

Ollie vB:

So, she finally moved out.

Ollie vB:

What happened? Did she find out he’s a psychopath?

Romeo Costa:

Nah, she was on board with that part.

Romeo Costa:

She refused to be the side piece.

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