Page 239 of My Dark Desire (Dark Prince Road)
She even helped me shave my legs the other day.
Farrow:
I’m alive.
Farrow:
(Unfortunately.)
Dallas:
How do we know it’s really you and not someone else pretending you’re alive so they can sell off your internal organs on the black market?
Ari:
DALLAS WHATEVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS COSTA.
Ari:
Step away from the true-crime category on Netflix.
Dallas:
I’m just being a worried citizen.
Dallas:
Ari, ask her something only Farrow would know.
Ari:
Who did I kiss in the tenth grade that I swore you to secrecy about because he had a mullet and snacked on raw onion in public?
Farrow:
Lee Ji-sub.
Ari:
WHY DID YOU TELL?
Farrow:
YOU LITERALLY ASKED.
Ari:
You’re fired as my BFF.
Ari:
Just kidding.
Ari:
I could never replace you…
Ari:
