Page 131 of That Time I Kissed My Beachfront Boss

Who are you, and what have you done with our baby-hating sister?

OLIVIA

HA! I don’t hate babies at all. I’m *obsessed* with Daisy and Teddy. And I’m sure I’ll be smitten with Baby McCoy Number Three. I might’ve even started coming around to the idea of having one of my own someday.

TESS

You do know multiples run in the family.

OLIVIA

LALALALALALA …

DARBY

Statistically speaking, the odds of you having a twin or triplet pregnancy is?—

MAC

Stop.

TESS

Stop.

OLIVIA

Stop.

But we do love you, Darbs.

MAC

Yeah, we do.

TESS

Speak for yourselves.

Just kidding. I love you, too, Darbs. As long as you’re around, I won’t be the most annoying McCoy.

OLIVIA

Hey. No more comparing us, okay? We’re all fabulous just as we are.

DARBY

Listen to Liv, now. One measly car accident, and she’s suddenly all evolved and stuff.

OLIVIA

Maybe. Maybe not. But I have been giving a lot of thought to what’s next for me, and … it’s not hotels.

TESS

Oooh. Fun. Fashion design? Culinary school? WAIT! Are you going to be an astronaut? I always thought going into space would be so cool!

DARBY

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