Page 86 of That Geeky Feeling

Never washing it again.

(10:56 PM)

You’ve probably already crashed, but wanted to say goodnight anyway.

CHARLOTTE (10:58PM)

Just getting into bed. Night night to you too.

Wednesday, Aug 13

ELLIOT (06:47 AM)

Gonna grab a coffee on my way to work. Want a matcha?

CHARLOTTE (06:48 AM)

Thanks, but wouldn’t it look suspicious?

ELLIOT (06:49 AM)

That green sludge always looks highly suspicious to me.

Oh, I see what you mean *winky face emoji* Wouldn’t it look more suspicious if I STOPPED coming up to chat?

CHARLOTTE (06:50 AM)

Maybe. Feel super paranoid.

But my applauding to-do list has stopped applauding. Maybe you could come look at that. So… yes please?

Extra hot.

ELLIOT (06:51AM)

Bringing it up in my underwear really might be suspicious.

CHARLOTTE (06:51 AM)

The matcha extra hot, not you. You’re scorching enough fully clothed.

(09:16 AM)

Thanks again for the tea. And it was good to see you. The drool stain was barely visible.

ELLIOT (09:17 AM)

Extra hot to see you too.

CHARLOTTE (12:11 PM)

Just checked off “book Max’s dental appointment” and got a round of applause. Thanks for fixing.

ELLIOT (12:12 PM)

Damn, should have programmed drilling sounds.

(07:33 PM)

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