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“Liar.” I laughed as my own phone vibrated.

Asher

Why did you tell them that. The guys busting my balls now.

Haley

How do you know it wasn’t Rylie?

Asher

It wasn’t Rylie.

Haley

Fine. It wasn’t, but I had to. They were asking how big *eggplant emoji*

Asher

The fuck?

A laugh burst from me as I imagined his face. Rylie and Stephanie shot a strange look my way.

Asher

You better have told them the bottom number.

The best part of the entire conversation was that he didn’t even question why we were talking about dicks.

Haley

I told them both. That’s how the conversation started.

Haley

You’ll be happy to know that it runs in the family.

Asher

Don’t even think about my brother’s dick.

Haley

I would never.

Asher

Don’t worry, I’ll make you forget everything by my dick later tonight.

Haley

Oh. Another dickneisa moment. I’m down.

“Your husband ratted me out to my husband.” I smirked, sitting the phone down on the cushion. My heart fluttered. Sure, he’d been my husband for a while now, but I never actually referred to him as such.

Stephanie’s nose curled. “I didn’t even tell him who told me.”

“Who else would prompt that question?” Rylie made a good point, and I waved a hand in her direction agreeing. “Now back to your wedding.”

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