Page 83 of Catfished By the Alien Pirate

Brutix elbowed me. “You really shouldn’t talk to the princess like that.”

“Do not care. I have the right to be upset. I have the right to be angry! Your mother asked me to watch out for you. You are my best friend. I’m hurt.” I crossed my arms over my chest.

Andy pursed her lips. “Okay. I’m sorry.”

I sighed.

“Can anyone tell me what happened to Roger? Did he actually run off to get laid?”

“Did you really name him Roger?” I asked.

Ricon snorted.

Andy sighed as she sat back on the couch. “His real name is Ipsol. I begged for his life. I didn’t want him sent to the prison planet.”

“He went off to find a hybrid,” Ricon announced.

Everyone in the room stilled. Brutix hissed and turned to him. “What kind?”

“Sex.”

“I felt nothing from her, but he seemed obsessed. I told him that Andy can’t operate over videos or texts or phones,” I protested.

“And I only feel emotions, not affect them. Which can be akin to mind reading for some people.”

“I hated it when you did that as a teen,” I mumbled. “But I don’t think you felt all of mine the last few years.”

Andy shrugged. “I don’t know much about it.”

Rashi’id paced and waved to the silver alien. “Xyxyl and I can retrieve Ipsol and the hybrid. Should be fine.”

Andy’s face lit up. “Can you try not to kill him?”

Xyxyl groaned. “And what about the fraxxing hybrid?”

Ricon shook his head. “Xyxyl is the wrong guy for this.”

“They’re bonded, Ricon,” Brutix said.

“He hates hybrids. He could be a danger to her,” Ricon said as he glared at Xyxyl.

Andy wrung her hands as she listened to them argue. I leaned over. “You okay?” I whispered.

“Come to the kitchen with me,” Andy said.

I stood up and followed her to the kitchen. “Xyxyl does hate me. He hates all of us. But if Ipsol is under the control of a hybrid, we need to save them from each other. I’m not sure what happens if someone is under the control of a hybrid with a different talent set than me. I’m still learning about all of this.”

“I’m sure it will be fine.” I patted her back gently.

“You said she was a NaughtyFans girl. What if he gets jealous and hurts her or other humans that are affected?”

“She was cute. Curvy, beautiful. You know what I’m saying. She looks like the typical NaughtyFans girl except fat. It’s nice to see a big girl making it. I didn’t see a specific niche or fetish on the page, but I didn’t pay much attention. I wonder if it’s her talent giving her views.”

Andy paced as she frowned. Onyx jumped on the counter. “Do you think we can trust Xyxyl?”

I shrugged. “I don’t know him. But he did help by biting the guy’s neck that was trying to use me as a shield.”

“I’m told they don’t normally bite for self-defense or battle. He was bitching for an hour after he did that. Said the blood was gross.”

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