Page 85 of Going for Two

I think he might be the only person on the planet that’s not bothered by you, which makes him even sexier.

Lando

So you’re actually claiming him? This is really a thing? *exploding head emoji*

Loren

Maybe it is.

Why don’t you ask him yourself at dinner this Sunday?

Okay, so maybe that wasn’t so smart. Iwasplanning on asking Blake to come to dinner with my family this weekend to make “the announcement.” However, inciting my brother against him before we even get there wasn’t part of the whole scheme.

Lando

NO. I FORBID IT, DAMMIT.

Lilley

I sure as hell wouldn’t turn down a proposition from Blake Bourgeois.

If I were Loren, I mean, and not an already happily married woman. ;)

Loren

He’s pretty good at that other stuff, too, ftr.

I know it’s wrong to imply something this crude, but now I’m pissed. And it’s not technically a lie.

Lilley

*gif of “Well that escalated quickly” from Anchorman*

Lando

Do you have any idea where that guy’s been? *vomiting face emoji*

Loren

I know the last place he’s been, and that’s all that matters.

Lilley

Well, then, good for you, sis! *nail polish emoji*

Lando

Idk how you could even trust him.

Loren

He did punch you in the face in my honor that one time back in 8th grade.

Lando

“In your honor?” What’s that supposed to mean?

Loren

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