Page 68 of Going for Two

Need me to do some recon with your super-hot date?

Ethan R

have you tried the stalker stare?

it worked for jd

JD

Damn right it worked.

But I have other moves, tyvm.

Ethan R

whoa, hold up, is ms reed pregnant?? *face with wide eyes emoji*

Uh-oh.

Well, the kid was going to find out eventually. And at this point, I’m not above any opportunity to brag about one-upping JD by making two babies at a time.

Blake

You caught that, huh?

Ethan R

are you guys seriously having a baby together?

also why did you say babies?

like there’s more than one? *exploding head emoji*

Blake

Uh … JD? Tenley? You guys wanna take this one?

Tenley B

Well, you see, kid, when a man and a woman are in love …

JD

Remember when I told you that it only takes one time?

Ethan R

* ethan has left the chat *

JD

What are you even doing in the grown folks’ business anyway?

Ethan R

uhhh you’re the boomer who rolled up in the group text bruh

so is anyone going to answer the multiple babies question?

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